I’m a semi-retired IT Systems Administrator who (luckily) enjoys fixing things like 120 year-old houses. Mysteriously called the “Dancing Queen” by my cheeky wife and daughters, I can’t dance at all and am the Queen of nothing. When I’m not working on the house I’m watching movies or dreaming of the ultimate saltwater fishtank.


My adored wife Spring is an attorney, mother, and writer of the eternal novel. She enjoys Paint and Sip classes during which she creates the most unusual paintings and has run more marathons than I can remember.